Upon observing a large pair of granny panties on the store rack, with a sticker that said "Stays in Place"
@dicy2007: "Yeah, they stay in place all right, 'cause no one will be taking them off!"
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Scenario: @dicy2007 and I are changing in my car while parked downtown after a shopping trip. She needs me to help zip up her new dress, and I need her to untie a knot in the string that binds my new shoes together.
@dicy2007: "Where would we be without each other?"
Me: "I bet we'd get in real trouble... I'd be tripping over my own two feet and you'd be walking around half naked."
@dicy2007: "That's funny, we'll probably be doing that by the end of the night anyway."
Saturday, May 1, 2010
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